Nice to see the romance hasn't died...

I was serving a guy today who bought a plastic cutlery container for a drawer for 1.99. Tacky and cheap but does the job kinda thing.

"Pop it in a bag for me" he asks.
I put it in a reasonably sized carrier bag but it's also a see through one.

"No, have you got any that aren't see through. It's my wife's christmas present you see and she's in the car"

Well I think it's fair to say that the present he should expect to be dished back is a stinging slap!

Anyway, have a good one guys

A very Merry Christmas to all the readers of The Diary Of Mr Slug Take Two

I do beg pardon

I know yet again I've been very lax in posting here.
Things have been hectic in both positive and negative ways and any moments I've got to myself (which are rare right now) I've spent sleeping, or in the case of last night, suffering an intense bout of sickness.

Can't promise posting will resume to normality for a while yet, but don't forget about me, I'm still alive!! :)

Have a great weekend guys!!

Stole from Lillie...again

. First name? Wallo (:))
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yus.
LAST CRY? Yesterday
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yeah...its amazing
5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE LUNCH MEAT?Don't do lunch
6. KIDS?What about them??
7. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Depends who I was!
8. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Only this blog
9. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? duh
10. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Unfortunately
11. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Pffft to that
12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CEREAL? Dont do cereals either
13. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? nahhh takes up a lot of time
14. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? No...Im not a weakling though
15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR: Strawberry
16. SHOE SIZE? Bugs Bunny size.
FAVOURITE BODY PART ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Depends who they are! Everyone is different
18. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVOURITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? Dont have one. It all sucks
. 19. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? A friend.
20. WHAT COLOUR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? black for both.
21. LAST THING YOU ATE? errrr pringles :)
. 22. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? bell
23. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE? red cwayon
24. FAVOURITE SMELL? errrrrmmmm...-shrug-!
25. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Dad
26. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Going on past experience usually eyes and smiles
27. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Yeah shes a good sport for...*cough giving me permission to steal it.
28. FAVOURITE DRINK? Depends
29. FAVOURITE SPORT? tennis
30. EYE COLOUR? they change
31. HAT SIZE?err...?
32. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nae
33. FAVOURITE FOOD? Havent got a scooby. Im fussy
34. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Scary!
35. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIES THEATRE? Dont remember was AGES ago
36. WHAT COLOUR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? maroon
37. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter.
38. HUGS OR KISSES? both are groovy...from the right person of course
39. FAVOURITE DESSERT? cake :)
40. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? loada stuff for school
41. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? graffiti
42. WHAT DID YOU WATCH LAST NIGHT?comedy awards
43. FAVOURITE SOUNDS? silence :)
44. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?? -shrug-
45. THE FURTHEST YOU'VE BEEN FROM HOME?Turkey
46. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? No...I dont have ANY talents
. 47. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW? Yus
48. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Hospital
49. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE DEAD?? If you know me youll know this answer
50. BIGGEST TURN ON??? This blog is for all the family...so we shan't lower the tone ;)

Steal it if you wanna, I'm not going to tag anyone.

A very...

TO JO
XXXXXX

Can I sleep yet?

As commented...okay, okay, WHINGED recently, I have had a fairly busy week and the weekend provided no hold up.
Having performed in two shows on Friday night, the last show concluding at 10.45pm, it was necessary to show face at an hour long aftershow party before the more senior members of the cast and crew finally got to escape and go and get pis...slightly merry.

Dragging my sorry carcass back into the house at approximately 5am on Saturday (I say approximately, it's all very blurry now), I fell asleep in a random clear space on the floor and then had to be awake not long after for a nine hour shift at work.

Not just an ordinary day at work either. A day where christmas shopping is at it's peak. A day which also offered the customer 20% off all goods for the entire weekend. And also a day where we were short staffed. Needless to say chaos ensued and about two hours into the day I was ready for home. I managed to salvage twenty minutes out of my hour long lunch break having finally escaped the mass gangs of demanding individuals so was still rushing about like a madman. Getting home at 9pm, it emerged we were to have visitors...great. I locked myself away and phoned someone, using this as an effective escape route from otherwise unbearable company (no offence guys, I was just SO tired) Off the phone a good while later...yep, they were STILL there!! Bedtime arrived at about 3am.
Sunday, another early rising for work and an even busier day. I got a lunch break so thought, hey I better catch up on some eating. Got to the supermarket, went to the cash point...out of fecking order!!!! Grrr...so, gurgling stomach, I admitted defeat and wandered miserably back to work.
Got home and, starting to feel a bit of deja vu creeping on...you betcha...visitors! AND loads of them.
Me thinking my fake smiles could end at work had to keep up the charade until another late night, ready for school and catching up that the play has left me to contend with.

*sigh* Feeling only a little drained...

Just a spare moment...

...in an otherwise hectic week in which I can post something on here.
It's the week of the show I'm in 'Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street' and tonight is the last night.
So far it's gone moderately well, with quite a large audience last night greeting our best show so far. We hope to pull out all the stops tonight to make it even better.
I'm also a year older since my last post (well a few days but you know what I mean) having turned 18 on Wednesday.
And even though I didn't want any fuss, it was nice deep down to be the centre of attention for a day!

I'll get back to posting normally next week once the show is out of the way and I've recovered from my imminent wearienss from a heavy night out on Friday, it's effects doubled by a weekend of work.

Have a good weekend, guys!

A day late but...

To my best mate, who was also 18 this week!

To PG

With Love xxxx